robble robble... you hear that? that’s the sound of your burger being spiritually abducted.
Hamburglar is the McDonald's mascot.born in 1971, this striped menace has one goal: steal burgers. not sell them. not eat them. just... steal.
he speaks fluent gibberish and dresses like zorro’s weird cousin. he’s been a villain, a hero, and possibly a fugitive.
his glow-ups through the decades
1970s – lone jogger era
looked like your creepy neighbor who steals mail. hair grey, vibes darker. early hamburglar didn’t talk much – probably too busy plotting crimes.
1985 – menace to society mode
he turned into a kid. why? unclear. wore goggles, red hair, and was 100% chaotic good.
2015 – midlife crisis chic
behold: designer stubble, black jeans, and a long coat. gives off “divorced dad turned vigilante” energy.
2023 – heist-core reborn
he’s back. and he’s not stealing burgers anymore—he’s stealing the spotlight.
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“why pay for food when you can commit lighthearted crime?”
——Hamburglar, probably
“why pay for food when you can commit lighthearted crime?”
——Hamburglar, probably
“why pay for food when you can commit lighthearted crime?”
——Hamburglar, probably
“why pay for food when you can commit lighthearted crime?”
——Hamburglar, probably
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